8 Simple Rules For Throwing a Drink at Someone

1. That person should not be your ex- best friend.

2. That best-friendship should not have ended because you slept with their boyfriend.

3. You should not call said person a "fat bitch" unless the person is in fact a bitch, and in fact fat.

4. You should not throw stones from a glass house. (View rule number 3).

5. Be aware of innocent bystanders.

6. Be acutely aware of the mutual friend, whose house you are at, and their furniture and walls.

7. Do not say "she threw it" when said "fat bitch" turns around with a look of shock. Especially when "fat bitch" is covered in tequila. I'm sure this "bitch" may be "fat", but hopefully, if she was your friend at some point, she is not stupid enough to throw a drink on herself.

8. Don't throw liquid at leather, that's just inconsiderate.

P.S. Said "fat bitch" shouldn't have invited you to her New Year's party before you threw a drink at her.